Launching Phil Baiden International Ministries

After minutes of planning and seconds of prayer, today sees the launch of Phil Baiden International Ministries.
Based around the teaching ministry of British pastor Phil Baiden, PBIM will see the blessing that led his churches to more than triple their average attendance* spread around the world.
Phil has already had an international impact preaching in areas such as Doncaster in Yorkshire, as well as more affluent countries like Madagascar. Wherever he has preached multitudes have expressed their gratitude for his ministry by using phrases such as “nice service” and “the hymns were good”. Now, more will be able to share in the unique ministry of this mighty man of God.
However, if PBIM is to achieve the global impact that will transform the nations then we need your help. If Phil is to preach, teach and appear on television then he needs not only financial gifts but the practical gifts of your time and talents.
PBIM is looking to fill the following positions:

Vice President Europe.
Vice President Rest of the World.
Director of Music
Personal Assistant: Sermon Research.
Personal Assistant: Hair.
Someone who can make really cool videos that make Phil look cutting-edge, modern, relevant and, above all, successful.

We pray that you would respond to this awesome opportunity to make God famous through the ministry of this unbelievably gifted teacher.

PBIM: For the nations, and because my manse isn’t big enough.

*on certain Sundays.


10 thoughts on “Launching Phil Baiden International Ministries

  1. I so want to respond to this awesome opportunity to ‘Make God famous’. I could at a push do a little sermon research, as well as making great cups of earl grey tea that would serve to both relax and calm you. Oh and i’m really fab at cutting hair whilst singing, and of course praising the Almighty.

  2. Jake, you’ll notice there’s no request for a VP of NAO because the position was already taken. The Audi garage has been on the phone. They say – would a ten-year-old TT do for now?

  3. Martin,
    Thanks. I had you in mind for the post.
    What are your “requirements”? Jake’s were £70,000 and an Audi.

  4. I would like the post of ‘egomaniac’ as I beleive that you gained all of your gifts from me. Especially looks and education, I think that I helped your reading when you were small and you sat through my ministry for many years.
    We suggest that your theme tune should be from ‘Austen Powers’ as God is obviously the great man of mystery!

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